we're made of glass we'd never last

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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nash-or-nah:

NASH YOU ARE A LIFE RUINER PLEASE KISS ME

nash-or-nah:

NASH YOU ARE A LIFE RUINER PLEASE KISS ME

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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cinestalgia:

DETACHMENT

cinestalgia:

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Times Square from above.

Times Square from above.