new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
NASH YOU ARE A LIFE RUINER PLEASE KISS ME
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
Times Square from above.